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Saturday 11th April 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 8:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Mancomb Seepgood. I tried to have some Ferrero Rocher today, but I couldn't unwrap them. Foiled again! That's nothing. My friend went to Antarctica. They had lots of penguins, but he couldn't get them open.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Apr 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 8:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

The Human Condition.

Doctor, Doctor!
I'm bleeding in my arteries, my hair is numb, I almost broke my sweat, my thorax feels a bit chesty, I'm head-over-heels, and I'm starting to fear there's not a healthy bone in my tongue.

Gennen Vertebrae.

And here was me thinking I was a hypochondriac...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 8:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Bad Casting.

So...Steve Parker in Neighbours. What's that all about? He's meant to be a vet, but how many vets are so manly and rugged and, um... bald? And when his brother Ned was in it, that was a bit weird as well. Ned was meant to be a mechanic, but he always looked too thin and delicate to pick up a spanner. Maybe the casting director got them mixed up.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

I think a Bodyswap operation may cost a bit too much for Neighbours' budget.

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 8:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Songs For Professions.

- How to save a life - Doctors
- Where the streets have no name - City Planners
- Fix You - Mechanics
- Long Road To Ruin - City Planners
- Brown Sugar - Brown Sugar factory workers
- Bridge over troubled water - City Planners
- We built this city on rock and roll - City Planners

A lot of songs about city planners, isn't there?

Paddy Irishman.

Never thought but We Will Rock You must be about babies...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 8:37 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five.

Really Violent Politicians.

- George W Push.
- Gordon Brownhouse kick.
- Barrack oBAM!a.
- Gouge Garroway.
- Nicolas Ninja Starkosy.
- Hado-ken Livingstone.
- Full Nelson Mandela.

Little Blue Fox.

Is Jeffrey Archery too easy a target?

GoD.

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Claire

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12^th Apr 2009 at 12:06 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

This is AlternaZine, not real 'Zine. There should be a note in the title, really. I thought 'Zine had come back.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

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14^th Apr 2009 at 1:35 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

It's a 'Zine alternative run by (I'm assuming) David James. VRers send e-mails in 'Zine style, which are then sent to VRers who have opted to become alternative WLWs.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Rayanne Graff

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15^th Apr 2009 at 11:28 am

River Phoenix

There's a thread about this alty Ziney thing in the Zine discussions board. It's called Alternative Mega-Zine (Version 2.0).

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Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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