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Saturday 11th April 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 7:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Mancomb Seepgood. I tried to have some Ferrero Rocher today, but I couldn't unwrap them. Foiled again! That's nothing. My friend went to Antarctica. They had lots of penguins, but he couldn't get them open.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Apr 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

The Human Condition.

Doctor, Doctor!
I'm bleeding in my arteries, my hair is numb, I almost broke my sweat, my thorax feels a bit chesty, I'm head-over-heels, and I'm starting to fear there's not a healthy bone in my tongue.

Gennen Vertebrae.

And here was me thinking I was a hypochondriac...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Bad Casting.

So...Steve Parker in Neighbours. What's that all about? He's meant to be a vet, but how many vets are so manly and rugged and, um... bald? And when his brother Ned was in it, that was a bit weird as well. Ned was meant to be a mechanic, but he always looked too thin and delicate to pick up a spanner. Maybe the casting director got them mixed up.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

I think a Bodyswap operation may cost a bit too much for Neighbours' budget.

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Songs For Professions.

- How to save a life - Doctors
- Where the streets have no name - City Planners
- Fix You - Mechanics
- Long Road To Ruin - City Planners
- Brown Sugar - Brown Sugar factory workers
- Bridge over troubled water - City Planners
- We built this city on rock and roll - City Planners

A lot of songs about city planners, isn't there?

Paddy Irishman.

Never thought but We Will Rock You must be about babies...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Apr 2009 at 7:37 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five.

Really Violent Politicians.

- George W Push.
- Gordon Brownhouse kick.
- Barrack oBAM!a.
- Gouge Garroway.
- Nicolas Ninja Starkosy.
- Hado-ken Livingstone.
- Full Nelson Mandela.

Little Blue Fox.

Is Jeffrey Archery too easy a target?

GoD.

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Claire

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11^th Apr 2009 at 11:06 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

This is AlternaZine, not real 'Zine. There should be a note in the title, really. I thought 'Zine had come back.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

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14^th Apr 2009 at 12:35 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

It's a 'Zine alternative run by (I'm assuming) David James. VRers send e-mails in 'Zine style, which are then sent to VRers who have opted to become alternative WLWs.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Rayanne Graff

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15^th Apr 2009 at 10:28 am

River Phoenix

There's a thread about this alty Ziney thing in the Zine discussions board. It's called Alternative Mega-Zine (Version 2.0).

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the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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