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Friday, the 13th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Missing you already

The Whale Who Got Stuck In The Thames I've been expecting some bright spark to ask what WLW stood for. I digress, I'm going to miss you, mister giraffe.
If they do, I can dust off my "equality for red squirrels" gag - one last time.

Junior Minister My boss said he trusted me to put a quote in the paper for him. I thought he would be delighted that I'd sold his wool coat in the classified section. Alas, not.
Time to jacket in, JM?

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Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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A toast to WLW

I once was a Mega-Zine writer, moved (mostly out of pity) to write to the most wonderful giraffe to grace this Earth. I've always read your pages and am very sad to see you retiring. So thanks, WLW, for the laughs, the tears and the two years I had to spend in a mental institute.
Beijing's 8,999,997th Bicycle

Two years? Try doing this for 16.

Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Zine!

This poem is full of bright and sight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
And this poem is full of delight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
For he may not be as punny as Paddy Irishman,
but he is as brave as Supergran.
I hope you liked the Easter eggs, WLW,
tell me: why does Davord keep saying Moo?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Moo-ving on up, moo-ving on out, time to break free, nothing can stop him!

Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

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Padstrom Games

Noisy Hill: I can hear monsters. I'm not going up there. Pro-Evolution Soccer: Darwinian Footballers. Lazy Taxi: Be there in 5 minuteszzz... Stokemon: Lewk, eet's a Psyduck, duck. Personal Space Invaders: Get back! Immortal Kombat: A VERY long game. Treats of Rage: AARGH HAVE SOME CAKE! This Is Actually The Final Final Fantasy: Everyone dies.
Vigilante 8 Malienstorm & Paddy Pacman
Coronation Street Fighter: It's Blanche vs Betty!

Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Gay huzzah!

Not wanting to join the depressive bandwagon, I'll keep this short and sweet! I discovered 'Zine when I was eight; that's a whole 11 years and it's flown by! Hopefully we'll keep in touch WLW and remember, if you're ever in Glasgow, I know a few gay bars with high ceilings! Love and huggles and ebil.
OWA

Mine's a daiquiri my old chum...

Megazine Letters.

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13^th Mar 2009 at 4:15 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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So, farewell then,

'Zine
I remember when
I sent something in
the first time.
I called myself
Keyser Soze
Because of the Usual
Suspects.
It was Verbal all along,
you know.
Also Dumbledore dies.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic (Aged 17½)
Wait - I thought he was really a woman?

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Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2009 at 8:15 pm

River Phoenix

Wow, i wasn't sure that my poem was good enough to get on. i always feel excited whenever one of my letters gets on Zine.

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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15^th Mar 2009 at 6:46 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

...did I?

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Little Blue Fox.

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17^th Mar 2009 at 12:00 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

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Padstrom Games

Noisy Hill: I can hear monsters. I'm not going up there. Pro-Evolution Soccer: Darwinian Footballers. Lazy Taxi: Be there in 5 minuteszzz... Stokemon: Lewk, eet's a Psyduck, duck. Personal Space Invaders: Get back! Immortal Kombat: A VERY long game. Treats of Rage: AARGH HAVE SOME CAKE! This Is Actually The Final Final Fantasy: Everyone dies.
Vigilante 8 Malienstorm & Paddy Pacman
Coronation Street Fighter: It's Blanche vs Betty!

- Phoenix Wrong:Base Attorney.
- Soul Excalibur - Knights of the Round Table fighting game.
- The Hims - Gay expansion pack.
- Nintenduckz.

From LittleBigFox.

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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