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Thursday, the 12th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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12^th Mar 2009 at 5:45 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Sympathies

Friend Of The 18th Century Goodnight, sweet giraffe and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Or whatever.
It's almost like I won't be waking up tomorrow.

OtsegoMunky There are no flowers, not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find. The 'Zine is ending, to all goodbye.
Wait - I will wake up tomorrow, won't I?

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Megazine Letters.

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Page Two

I'm a psychic now

Why I don't like being a psychic. 1) A client forgot to pay after I helped him be with his loved one (killed him). 2) I keep bending my spoons. 3) When I read people's thoughts their handwriting is terrible. 4) My feet are itchy. 5) None of the ghosts I talk to believe I'm a medium. 6) I got Ouija-bored, leant back on my chair and fell into the volcano. So I'm dead. Bye!
Rose Timp
Godspeed Ms Timp. See you on the other side!

Megazine Letters.

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A stroll down Cliche Close

So, you bought the farm. When push comes to shove, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, but we all know you've been deep-sixed. It's always darkest before the dawn but look on the bright side before you go belly-up: every cloud has a silver lining. It ain't over till the fat lady sings so let's make a last-ditch effort and go out in a blaze of glory...
Mondo
Cliches? I avoid them like the plague.
Someone hand me my coat, will you?

Megazine Letters.

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Page Four

The Paddy Show

PI: Welcome to the last ever Paddy Show. May I call you Sniggles?
S: Actually, I go by D-Snigglie now.
PI: So, Snigwig, you say you're here to clean up the Grime scene?
S: Damn-right, Duff Paddy. The 'state of modern music', get me? I be gonna put the 'yo' back in it, innit.
PI: I'm sorry. I can't understand you. You sound ridiculous. You really do.
S: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman
How come Snig didn't climb Kilimanjaro?

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Page Five

We're in SPACE

VM: I was gonna tell you something...
GoD: It'll come to you. Are they bald?
VM: No. Oh, I know. I saved you my last Jelly Baby. Do they have brown eyes?
GoD: How "sweet". Yes. And glasses?
VM: Haha - Yes, they do. Hey, wait, it wasn't that, we're just heading straight into the Sun. I always get those confused. It's not Jen, is it?
GoD: Nooooooo! I can't believe this! You win. Again.
Vigilante Maelstrom & Griffplar Of Doom
*Reads for the fifth time. Gives up*

Megazine Letters.

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Page Six.

My first and last letter

Anyone ever played a game in a library where you change the covers of books? It confuses people as they pick up the wrong book. It's fun! It's not fun when it happens to you. Until the films came out, I thought Lord Of The Rings was a passionate love story between a stable boy and a posh woman who liked to play rough in the barn. Needless to say I was disappointed when I saw the films.
The Shamrocking Bogman (27/04/05 - Whatever Date This Is Printed)
12/03/09. See, I'm not redundant. Yet.

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Griff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 6:35 pm

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I really don't like how M*nd*'s been on about it in every letter for the last couple of weeks. On a lighter note, helium.

I liked the Rose Temp conclusion, and both of Barry's, just regret that mine and Colin's colab stopped Barry and Colin's from getting printed today :-[

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Rayanne Graff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 6:37 pm

River Phoenix

i don't like it either; m*ndo is an embarrassment.

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Griff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 6:50 pm

(indoors)

It can't be helping WLW. No offence to him, but there must be better letters to print...

Griff

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12^th Mar 2009 at 8:12 pm

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Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom

Actually by a Mondo standad it wasnae too bad...

I enjoyed all of these actually

I meant in the sense that he just won't bloody drop it.

Steve-Dave

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12^th Mar 2009 at 9:10 pm

Quote: megazineletters

My first and last letter

Anyone ever played a game in a library where you change the covers of books? It confuses people as they pick up the wrong book. It's fun! It's not fun when it happens to you. Until the films came out, I thought Lord Of The Rings was a passionate love story between a stable boy and a posh woman who liked to play rough in the barn. Needless to say I was disappointed when I saw the films.
The Shamrocking Bogman (27/04/05 - Whatever Date This Is Printed)
12/03/09. See, I'm not redundant. Yet.

hehe, when I wrote 'Whatever date this is printed' I actually meant for WLW to put in the date himself, but this is actually funnier

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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