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Wednesday, the 11th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

The end

Oh no! It is really sad 'Zine is ending. I will miss you like a scary chav misses Red Bull, and shouting at shy people, and driving his tiny scooter past your house at 2am.
Scruffy, Blackburn (Megan Zine)

What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
B'dum-dum-tsh!

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Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two

Musical restaurant

Starter: Siouxsie Soup or And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Bread Rolls.
Sweets for the impatient: Hell Is For Cadbury's Heroes or REM&Ms.
Main course: Beck's Loser Special - Soy And Potato or Manic Street Quiches.
Desserts: Damien Rice Pudding or [spunge] Cake.
To drink: MGMTea or Neneh Cherryade. Don't forget your After-Dinner Prince!
Veggielante Maesltrom and Little Blue Fox's Classics
A bottle of the Amy Housewine for me...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three

A trifle concerned

A trifle concerned
Regarding its fate
Will it be preserved
Or hastily ate?
It can never know
For if it's the second
Before it can think
It'll have been eaten.
Gennen Vertebrae

Its just desserts! Or just deserts? Delete as appropriate.

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four

149 and feeling fine

Last time 'Zine ended, I'd sent 100 letters and retired some time before. But the digital revival started me off again, and in two years I've sent a further, hang on, let me count... 149. Blast. Another week and I might have made 150. This is definitely my last one, so 149 it is. I hope at least a few have been worth reading. Thank you for the happy times, 'Ziners one and all, and cheers, WLW - see you on VR!
Insane Jam Sow
Thnks fr th mmrs Nsn Jm Sw.

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

End Of 'Zine party

Well I am planning an "End Of 'Zine" party. I think we should have a film party. I was mulling about a 'Star Wars Meets The Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Star Wars with alcohol'. And, for Mondo, Santa Claus meets The Ice Cream Bunny without alcohol'. Does that sound like a good idea?
Princess Psycho

A little gold paint and he would've made a perfect C3PO...

Megazine Letters.

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11^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Six.

End of 'Zine as we know it

Well, it's been a good run. Here's some motivational speeches I've memorised for an occasion like this. Ahem:
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you can ever imagine".
"Hasta la Vista, Baby" in conjunction with "I'll be back".
"Tonight we dine in hell".
And don't mess up the place after you leave, I'll probably have to clean up. That's not a speech, it's a warning!
The Janitor
Mr Motivator you ain't.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Mar 2009

Insane Jam Sow

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11^th Mar 2009 at 5:44 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Quote: megazineletters

Page Four

149 and feeling fine

Last time 'Zine ended, I'd sent 100 letters and retired some time before. But the digital revival started me off again, and in two years I've sent a further, hang on, let me count... 149. Blast. Another week and I might have made 150. This is definitely my last one, so 149 it is. I hope at least a few have been worth reading. Thank you for the happy times, 'Ziners one and all, and cheers, WLW - see you on VR!
Insane Jam Sow
Thnks fr th mmrs Nsn Jm Sw.

Hmm, WLW changed my "49" to "149" (after the 'let me count' part); I actually have only sent 49 since 'Zine's been digital, so it's 149 in total over nearly eight years. Probably should've made that clearer.

Also, what's with the reply? Something to do with missing letters? Hmm.

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Penn

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11^th Mar 2009 at 6:36 pm

a o e eoie iae a o

Just seems like he took out all the vowels. Strange, possibly a private joke between yourself and himself that myself doesnt understand

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Griff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 6:43 pm

(indoors)

I think there's a song called "Thnks fr th mmrs"

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Insane Jam Sow

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11^th Mar 2009 at 6:47 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

a o e eoie iae a o

Just seems like he took out all the vowels. Strange, possibly a private joke between yourself and himself that myself doesnt understand

If it's a private joke, even *I* don't understand it...

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 9:51 pm

River Phoenix

i think the reply might mean that WLW will miss your letters.

Or it could be because there was a mention of chavs on page 1, which inspired WLW to reply in a text talky way.

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Alec

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:20 pm

Naked pictures of ladies!?

OR, perhaps WLW is getting lashed in these last few days, before coming into work. And then sobers up in time for the other five letters.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:28 pm

River Phoenix

If he is, i don't blame him.

Alec

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:33 pm

Naked pictures of ladies!?

My manager does on many an occasion, and yet still we beat Edinburgh's profits on those days. I swear the alcohol makes his selling-brain work better.

On a different tangent,;oh noes! 'Someone'* might look up VR on the internet from Insane Jam Sow's letter!

*replace with disliked 'Ziner of choice.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 10:38 pm

River Phoenix

Yeah, i thought that as well. i do sometimes worry that m**** ray or d*******s will join VR. If they ever did, i would ignore them.

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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