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Tuesday, the 10th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

Missing you already

Princess Pop Have you ever noticed that when I pass a giraffe and say "Hi WLW" it walks away. Giraffes can be so rude. But not you! Goodbye! I'll miss you!

*Walks away*

Griffplar Of Doom I could be an actor or a playwright. Probably the former, given my lack of experience writing anything longer than

Perfect for the Twitterati set old boy.

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Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two

Half baked

Jane: I bought a cake. There's a lot of currents in it though.
Me: I see no raisin for that.
Tom: A lot of orange peel too.
Me: Cake doesn't really a-peel to me.
Jane: Who's saying all these puns?
Tom: There's a man hiding in the fridge! Get out!
Me: Chill out! You guys aren't cool!
Jane: I should've bought puns instead. Oh damn, now I'm doing it. Get out!
Paddy Irishman
Just gateau-a-here!

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Bamber

WLW, it doesn't have to end this way! You've pressed all my buttons in the right order over the years, and though we drifted apart after that disagreement over the answer to Question 11, please know if you ever want to come back, all you need to do is PRESS RED TO CONTINUE.
Bamber Boozle

Coming here and flaunting your ongoing employment... how tactless.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

Remember me?

Remember Me? I was Kirby!
That short time in 2008's rainy summer when I tried to marry Princess Psycho. Well, I died shortly after, and was reincarnated as a strange pink blob called Kirby.
All I can say is "Poyu, Poyu...."
Sad to see you poyu, poyu, my giraffe-y friend.
Kirby, Formerly Of GameCentral and Mega-Zine
You're right - as pink blobs go, you are pretty strange.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Six.

So sad

Aw so sad 'Zine is going, how will I ever get my offers of marriage/slaveship to Princess now. *Sob sob* My best wishes to you WLW, I hope the future holds good fortune for you and yours. Take care of yourself. Princess, I will hold you in my dreams (yes, I know you're thinking razorwire). Hahaha.
GEORDYDEBBLES

Good to see you're still laughing... even if it is at your own 'jokes'.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Mar 2009

Steve-Dave

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:29 pm

Quote: megazineletters

Page Three

The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

I detect a faint hint of Colin in this letter. Weren't we making tree puns a few days ago or something?

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:31 pm

Quote: megazineletters

Page Two

Half baked

Jane: I bought a cake. There's a lot of currents in it though.
Me: I see no raisin for that.
Tom: A lot of orange peel too.
Me: Cake doesn't really a-peel to me.
Jane: Who's saying all these puns?
Tom: There's a man hiding in the fridge! Get out!
Me: Chill out! You guys aren't cool!
Jane: I should've bought puns instead. Oh damn, now I'm doing it. Get out!
Paddy Irishman
Just gateau-a-here!

Also, this will probably be my last normal 'Zine letter. One or 2 more about how 'Zine is ending, or collaborations with other writers (Colin), but last normal letter. Loved WLWs reply though. Why didn't I think of that?

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:31 pm

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

Quote: megazineletters
Page Three

The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

I detect a faint hint of Colin in this letter. Weren't we making tree puns a few days ago or something?

We might have been, but I can't say fir sure. There were bread puns not long ago. And yes, that's me. :-[ It amused me to make a new persona in the last few weeks. I sent four or five but just two were printed so far.

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Steve-Dave

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:38 pm

I didn't notice until I read WLWs reply. I thought "Hmmm, Puninator, whoe.. WOW LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT MOTH! ...ver could he be talking about? Must be Colin"

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 10:23 pm

That was my initial thought but I used an account which couldn't be conclusively traced to me, so assumed he was referring to your letter. Also, I read 'puninator' with a vowel like in 'puny'.

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Rayanne Graff

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10^th Mar 2009 at 10:35 pm

River Phoenix

i thought it was Colin. Also, i liked the rabbitness.

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Alec

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11^th Mar 2009 at 12:36 am

Bing Bong Changes

As I don't think I need to keep up the mystery for any more than half a day, I'm Bamber Boozler. And yes, there should have been an 'r' at the end of the name, but I appear to have not hit the 'r' key hard enough.

To be honest, I wasn't expecting this one to get printed at all.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 1:04 am

River Phoenix

Ooh. i thought the letter was from someone from VR.

Alec

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11^th Mar 2009 at 1:05 am

Bing Bong Changes

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

Ooh. i thought the letter was from someone from VR.

I'm going to perceive that as a compliment.

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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