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the doc

| 19,765 posts


9th Jun 2010 at 12:28 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Your head's smarter than both your heart and your penis. It's a shame it's outnumbered.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Claire

| 15,026 posts


14th Jun 2010 at 3:37 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Eyes Wide Terrified., Jun 2010
I am really worried I would get stuck to the fridge, I think!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


19th Jun 2010 at 10:00 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Is a knob chair one of those chairs with a dildo attached?
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


20th Jun 2010 at 11:29 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Pretty, instrumental Japanese indiemo with incredible drumming.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


20th Jun 2010 at 6:38 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: Abacus, Jun 2010
I'm a nice guy. I may finish last but by hell I'll go down apologising.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


23rd Jun 2010 at 9:04 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: D*ck Whittington, Jun 2010
I posted an ad approx. 3 seconds ago and I'm already getting emails asking me to prostitute myself. I don't know whether to take my phone number off or not.

Poo McBumFace

| 4,320 posts


23rd Jun 2010 at 9:30 pm

Poo McBumFace - Ooo I could crush a grape!

Ooo I could crush a grape!

 
Take me out of context will you?!
*shakes fist*

the doc

| 19,765 posts


25th Jun 2010 at 10:25 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
WascalledbravebyalovelyIrishtraineedentistashehadsurgerytohaveatoothpulled.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


29th Jun 2010 at 11:02 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: James, Jun 2010
Avatar myself? Why don't you go and f*ck your self?

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


30th Jun 2010 at 7:28 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: wombat, Jun 2010
I always bring a six pack of tissues round with me, due to a combination of hayfever and chronic masturbation.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


10th Jul 2010 at 4:56 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Maybe I was just miffed because we were sharing a room and she left green dildos everywhere.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


10th Jul 2010 at 4:57 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
It was then found babies are the most fire proof thing on earth.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


12th Jul 2010 at 12:23 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Part of a text I got from Sarah at the weekend:

Quote:
I've just bought an all-in-one cow suit for thirty two quid and I'm sat drinking cider in it.


Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


18th Jul 2010 at 10:04 am

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: Dr. Harold Shipman, 7 weeks ago
How wrong is it to quote myself in the quote banner thread, when no-one I know actually heard what I said?


Paula

| 4,282 posts


21st Jul 2010 at 11:16 am

Paula - Dirty White Atomic Sunrise

Dirty White Atomic Sunrise

 
From a Facebook discussion about an upcoming gig

Quote:
it'd be good to be backstage with Zappa plays Zappa. I'll be in the Caribbean Sea. Either way you get your shorts wet.


 
 
Toothless: this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...
Bob Flapper: I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.
Jamie McDonald: Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache
I Am The Walrus: OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!
I Am The Walrus: 25th of August! How could I have forgotten?
I Am The Walrus: Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.
I Am The Walrus: You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, i s'pose i am.
Alec: Shoutbox
Alec: Your are too quiet,
Alec: like a quietbox
Alec: be more like Earl Wyatt
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)
Alec: Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.
Rayanne Graff: There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.
Resident Death: Change your browser...
Bob Flapper: My browser changed me

 

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