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Lady Stark

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2^nd Apr 2010 at 5:07 pm

Winter Is Coming

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There are 14 members of the Russian Secret Police positioned around the room disguised as wallpaper

the doc

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17^th Apr 2010 at 3:25 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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If I kept track of all the daft things I've done, I'd have enough material for a long running sitcom called "Sh*tbag".

Pure gold from Phil, I sat here on the sofa and p*ssed myself laughing when I read that one.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

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17^th Apr 2010 at 3:57 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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Alice, I don't like being harsh with you but take your head for a f*cking wobble.

And again

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Gob

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17^th Apr 2010 at 4:22 pm

Come on!

Quote: the doc, Apr 2010

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If I kept track of all the daft things I've done, I'd have enough material for a long running sitcom called "Sh*tbag".

Pure gold from Phil, I sat here on the sofa and p*ssed myself laughing when I read that one.

Its funny because its true.

the doc

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26^th Apr 2010 at 5:43 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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Silver eyeshadow and new shoes. Because I am a complete and utter girl.

Good for you, Paula

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Jewbacca

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27^th Apr 2010 at 5:46 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

This just came up for me

Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2009

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Does "Logarithmic" begin with E? umm, no I mean L?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Penn

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3^rd May 2010 at 2:23 pm

Quote: Claire, May 2010

There is a clothes shop near my Mum's called "Thing's"

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Maeby

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12^th May 2010 at 9:27 pm

Marry me?

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just as I'd try to see things from a tory point of view, but I'm not a rich, selfish w*nker!

Duggie

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Delirium Tremens

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16^th May 2010 at 1:19 pm

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Hey, loo at me, I';mm listening to elyon john playing tiny dancer and I'm in the sjoutbox

-Barry

And why not?

Animal

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22^nd May 2010 at 10:54 am

Quote: Paula, May 2010

My new bra is making me feel like my boobs are trying to take over the world and I don't like it

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

the doc

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30^th May 2010 at 4:46 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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You admit to liking Mamma Mia and wonder why your mum thinks you're gay?

Brilliant

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Penn

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31^st May 2010 at 6:38 pm

Quote: Abacus, May 2010

I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt.

Let's face it, it happens to everyone. Well, everyone who goes by the pseudonym 'Topper'

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

the doc

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5^th Jun 2010 at 9:38 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

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Was meant to be doing some proofreading but can't be f*cked so am playing with the bunnies instead

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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