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Maeby

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19^th Feb 2010 at 1:19 am

Marry me?

Darren in the pub, loudly:

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"I can't drink beer anymore since Fee convinced me I have a yeast infection."

Teehee!

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

the doc

| 21,161 posts

19^th Feb 2010 at 7:28 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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You're on the f*cking list now cunto

Thought it might make newbies feel welcome if they saw that on the banner

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Maeby

| 22,311 posts

21^st Feb 2010 at 11:54 pm

Marry me?

Laura:

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I am a massive jellied jizz fan

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts

25^th Feb 2010 at 2:33 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

My fit girlfriend who is fit:

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Aracnaphobia? Isn't that the one with the duck.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

the doc

| 21,161 posts

1^st Mar 2010 at 12:59 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

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i expect Stu'll be less confused in a couple of days.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,161 posts

1^st Mar 2010 at 1:23 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

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i doubt Darren needs rohypnol. After all, he has levitation powers and a giant inflatable phallus that tastes of apples.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

9^th Mar 2010 at 4:43 pm

Winter Is Coming

My tutor today, giving his opinion on Elvis Presley's movie career

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The King of Rock and Roll reduced to lying to shrimp

Penn

| 10,658 posts

10^th Mar 2010 at 12:54 pm

Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010

I am also of the opinion that that cat should die.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Claire

| 15,261 posts

10^th Mar 2010 at 1:09 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

James' Darren quote made me lol twice.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

the doc

| 21,161 posts

14^th Mar 2010 at 8:49 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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Don't do it, Stu With peace and love to you and all the cows.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Penn

| 10,658 posts

25^th Mar 2010 at 8:31 pm

Quote: Annie, Mar 2010

All day my head's been like, canoe, work, canoe, tea, canoe canoe canoe.

That whole post made me laugh, but this is most quotable

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

26^th Mar 2010 at 4:42 pm

Winter Is Coming

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"Hi! I am not sure I can go tonight - something has happened...oh my goodness there is blood everywhere! um. I will text you! Sorry! Oh god!"

DJ put a smile on my face with this

the doc

| 21,161 posts

27^th Mar 2010 at 4:51 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

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It would be pretty cool, I think, but I am really worried it would make lots of diabetic comas.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Penn

| 10,658 posts

31^st Mar 2010 at 8:37 am

Quote: Toodles, Mar 2010

I argued with a German woman for half an hour about the difference between soup and a potato

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

the doc:

Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.

Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.

the doc: Wow, a proper old head

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.

satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.

Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.

satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.

satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.

Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...

I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD

I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD

Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years

Maeby: JIM!

the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight

the doc: Straws ^

the doc:

the doc: *whistles*

the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then

Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

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