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Coin Operated Girl

| 6,441 posts


17th Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm

Coin Operated Girl - i put the screw in the tuna

i put the screw in the tuna

 
gotta love Lisa

Quote:
There's nothing quite like a freshly pumiced foot.

the doc

| 21,467 posts


21st Dec 2009 at 2:23 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
In summary, people who call you fat are normally c*nts & sh*thouses.


Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts


21st Dec 2009 at 10:23 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
Quote:
The one in town looks like some kind of weird medical practice turned bra shop.


Laura made me smile

Maeby

| 22,370 posts


28th Dec 2009 at 2:13 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
George:

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I'd rather stay single and lonely than become the thing I hate the most just to get my end away
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jimmy

| 4,183 posts


5th Jan 2010 at 1:20 am

Jimmy - Oi!

Oi!

 
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£500 for a custom built cellar. PM me for details. Seriously I'm the real Fritzl.


Martin in the shoutbox. I almost woke the whole house up laughing.
I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

the doc

| 21,467 posts


6th Jan 2010 at 11:51 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
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It's day in which it is acceptable to remove yourself from reality and just be off your tits and end up passed out for the afternoon. I like it again


Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,467 posts


11th Jan 2010 at 6:09 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
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Paedobear. He's a bear FFS.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


11th Jan 2010 at 7:45 pm

Jewbacca -

 
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Your search - scroffleplasm - did not match any documents.


PMSL.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

the doc

| 21,467 posts


12th Jan 2010 at 12:11 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Get f*cked & close the front door. i've got the bloody heating on
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Hare

| 14,184 posts


13th Jan 2010 at 8:45 pm

Hare -

 
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bumming and knives.


*burp*

the doc

| 21,467 posts


17th Jan 2010 at 12:21 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Not only does Lisa give me £10, but she gives me the perfect excuse to touch Faye's boobs Booooooooooooobs!
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,467 posts


19th Jan 2010 at 1:53 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
This game inspires far too much nerd rage in me though. I just want a bit of fun, not a nervous breakdown.
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

the doc

| 21,467 posts


26th Jan 2010 at 2:00 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
Get the f*ck away from me you stupid c*nt, you're doing me f*cking head in


Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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