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Colin

| 10,038 posts


7th May 2009 at 5:32 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: pablomarmite
They shoulda just kept her at four and made her look a bit more dead

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


7th May 2009 at 9:19 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: melfina
so... we've been given a shed

Darren

| 31,419 posts


7th May 2009 at 9:49 pm

Darren -

 
Scott.
Quote:
Alcohol's a great anti depressant.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Claire

| 15,026 posts


8th May 2009 at 12:59 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: melfina
Might as well just sh*t in a f*cking jiffy bag.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Darren

| 31,419 posts


8th May 2009 at 9:44 pm

Darren -

 
Leeeeaaaargh!
Quote:
I've seen loads of live and recorded ballets and i've not seen a crime against crotches that bad in a long long time
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

James

| 1,431 posts


12th May 2009 at 3:33 pm

James -

 
I watched the Princess Bride again before work.

Quote:
Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

the doc

| 19,765 posts


13th May 2009 at 11:10 am

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
Quote:
i think maybe George has special powers and can turn sprouts into biscuits.
Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


15th May 2009 at 1:53 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: Haryuu_No_Hanekata
Good at hair, she may be; good at counting, she is not.

Nessa

| 24,027 posts


16th May 2009 at 5:19 pm

Nessa - Oh. Crackin'

Oh. Crackin'

 
Quote:
It's like feeding time at the Spastic Zoo

I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts


21st May 2009 at 8:07 pm

I Am The Walrus -

 
Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER
My mate jerked off while in the exam room. He passed, oddly enough. And maths isn't his strong point.

Puffalump

| 21,496 posts


21st May 2009 at 8:29 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 

Alex

Quote:
I stole a dog once but then I realised it was a kitten and it was mine, purchased legally through the correct channels.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Poo McBumFace

| 4,320 posts


23rd May 2009 at 6:42 pm

Poo McBumFace - Ooo I could crush a grape!

Ooo I could crush a grape!

 
Quote:
- MISSING -
bendy penis, responds to the name 'sceptor of sodomy', deeply missed by bald owner


The story behind this is long and arduous, but I desperately want to see it in the banner so you'll have to live with it.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


25th May 2009 at 5:42 pm

Colin -

 
Tom: "Is there any cartoon series where the main characters consistently change clothes?"
Quote: Look_Dad_No_Tunes
Mr Benn?

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


31st May 2009 at 2:04 am

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
let us hope that their marriage is longer and more successful than their failed camera project

Colin

| 10,038 posts


1st Jun 2009 at 4:27 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I f*cking know he's got his hat on
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Toothless: this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...
Bob Flapper: I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.
Jamie McDonald: Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache
I Am The Walrus: OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!
I Am The Walrus: 25th of August! How could I have forgotten?
I Am The Walrus: Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!
Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.
I Am The Walrus: You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, i s'pose i am.
Alec: Shoutbox
Alec: Your are too quiet,
Alec: like a quietbox
Alec: be more like Earl Wyatt
Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)
Alec: Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.
Rayanne Graff: There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.
Resident Death: Change your browser...
Bob Flapper: My browser changed me

 

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