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Animal

| 32,544 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:16 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:17 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I'm never using Google for erections again.




http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:38 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
I see what you did there. Clever, but not too revealing. Like the Batman suit
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:39 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
the truth does suck..which is also how I know your mum is genuine
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:39 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
Can't talk - in own weird fantasy internal monologue
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:40 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:41 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 12:53 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
boredom, stupidity, attention seeking, you name it, as it is likely to be the reason.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 2:50 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
I have to go now. I am going to secret Ninja College... Oh gosh, I mean, the cinema.


Edit: fixed
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Claire

| 15,304 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:14 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Dignity? Sounds contagious.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,304 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:15 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
I knew a guy who had dignity. He sold it for drug money, then sh*t himself
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,304 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:17 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Lol, who books a band for a funeral
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,304 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:18 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Okay, that's clearly a post I don't want to read. However, nice to see it's alphabetised.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,304 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Thank you! They are really good, and also spiteful and mean. Yay!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 4:22 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote:
I'd say the last thing you want after being raped by a grandparent is for them to start telling you stories about pirates
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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