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Animal

| 32,544 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:16 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I have the keys to the universe, except I managed to lock them inside.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Animal

| 32,544 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 10:17 am

Animal -

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
I'm never using Google for erections again.




http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:38 am

Penn -

 
Quote:
I see what you did there. Clever, but not too revealing. Like the Batman suit
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am

Penn -

 
Quote:
the truth does suck..which is also how I know your mum is genuine
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:39 am

Penn -

 
Quote:
Can't talk - in own weird fantasy internal monologue
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:40 am

Penn -

 
Quote:
they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:41 am

Penn -

 
Quote:
you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 11:53 am

Penn -

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
boredom, stupidity, attention seeking, you name it, as it is likely to be the reason.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,720 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 1:50 pm

Jewbacca - Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
I have to go now. I am going to secret Ninja College... Oh gosh, I mean, the cinema.


Edit: fixed
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Claire

| 15,261 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:14 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Dignity? Sounds contagious.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,261 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:15 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
I knew a guy who had dignity. He sold it for drug money, then sh*t himself
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,261 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:17 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Lol, who books a band for a funeral
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,261 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:18 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Okay, that's clearly a post I don't want to read. However, nice to see it's alphabetised.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Claire

| 15,261 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
Thank you! They are really good, and also spiteful and mean. Yay!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Penn

| 10,658 posts


21st Jan 2009 at 3:22 pm

Penn -

 
Quote:
I'd say the last thing you want after being raped by a grandparent is for them to start telling you stories about pirates
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people


 
 
the doc:
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc:
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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