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Gob

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9th Jul 2009 at 9:14 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Forgot about this, posted her for posterity, about my mate who grafts at Kellogs winding up his Union rep..

Shop steward for 15 years
Little reward, maybe a couple of beers
Dealing with malcontents, chewing his ears
About getting laid off after 20 odd years
"you were robbing the coco pops!' I mean what can I do?
"I'm poor, I'm on me a*se, I had to!"
"You were that poor?" He said with a hint of doubt
"Course I was!" the man began to shout
He sat and he thought about that an about this
and about how he'd like to spray Blumphy with p*ss


 
 
Rayanne Graff: His name is George. Also, he started Spam.
Rayanne Graff: i spoke to him a couple of times and that was in October of 2009.
the doc: Wow, a proper old head
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, he was the 15th person to join.
satansrubberduck: I didn't directly start Spam. Also the proof of that long since disappeared.
Rayanne Graff: No, it didn't; the Spam spam spam you made in 2002 is on page 105 of the Spam board.
satansrubberduck: Oh. I looked for it years ago and couldn't find it. The colour tags are (thankfully) broken.
satansrubberduck: Odd to think it's been over a decade since I first got involved with 'Zine.
Claire: It's not odd to me since I've just had the exact same conversation with you...
I Cunt Spell: YOU'RE ALL OLD
I Cunt Spell: SO VERY VERY OLD
Captain Stupendo: SRD made an appearence holy moly haven't seen him on here for years
Maeby: JIM!
the doc: Wow, event Starws isn't here tonight
the doc: Straws ^
the doc: *whistles*
the doc: Ah well, off I go as well then
Rayanne Graff: Sorry, Stu; i was busy tidying things. xx

 

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