Posting Poetry? Then please read me first.

Posted In: Poetry + Prose. Reading This Thread:

Animal

| 32,544 posts


9th May 2003 at 4:15 pm

Animal -

 
Ok, thiers been a spate of people posting several topics.. could you stop doing this please? As has been explained the idea is to keep as much of the work on here on the front page as is possible and to make the forum look a bit tidier, multiple posts from one or two people really dont help that.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

hikey

| 5,865 posts


12th May 2003 at 3:11 pm

hikey - its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

 
yes i have been relegated to page two (i am in desperate need of potty but i am waiting for chris)
he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts


12th May 2003 at 3:40 pm

Luco El Loco - Now a Born Again Trekkie

Now a Born Again Trekkie

 
I think ppl read mine, but are left speechless by my genius(?).
*ANGEL*

notorious_B.O.B.

| 211 posts


12th May 2003 at 4:01 pm

notorious_B.O.B. - i am your father

i am your father

 
i'm on page two aswell as is jamie, so we r with you hikey, but apparently theres nothing we can do bout it my stuff wasn't bein read coz peeps liked it its because it said bob on the outside and the name bob is amusing!!! if you can't laugh at yourself you have no right to laugh at others he he he digressing!! WHAT CAN WE DO???
give me a good gun and i'll go to war with iraq after all they only have donkeys!!!-- nice one adam sultan makin yourself look smart

hikey

| 5,865 posts


13th May 2003 at 10:44 am

hikey - its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

 
perhaps i should call myself

D*ck Ryder

i might get em to read me then!!!



he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts


13th May 2003 at 11:24 am

Luco El Loco - Now a Born Again Trekkie

Now a Born Again Trekkie

 
Nice one!!

hikey

| 5,865 posts


1st Jul 2003 at 1:58 pm

hikey - its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

 
i have now been relegated to page three
he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Caged Liberty

| 11,207 posts


1st Jul 2003 at 3:58 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
I think Hikey, that since you're one of our more prolific poets, you should start a new thread for your upcoming work.

Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts


22nd Oct 2003 at 5:23 pm

Luco El Loco - Now a Born Again Trekkie

Now a Born Again Trekkie

 
What happened to the showcase?

Caged Liberty

| 11,207 posts


22nd Oct 2003 at 5:30 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
That was Seaneen's area, she's offline at the moment, I don't know what happened to that idea.

Andrew

| 2,629 posts


12th Aug 2004 at 3:16 pm

Andrew -

 
People Suck

"people suck, people blow
yeah we're the dumbest f*cks i know
so here's to our misanthropy
an anthem for distrust
'cos people f*cking suck"

every day in every way no matter where i go
someone will remind me of a simple thing i know
when things are going pearshaped
and you feel down on your luck
it boils down to the fact that people suck.

from the old skool fascist miser to the yuppy on the train
content with mediocrity surrendering their brain
it doesnt matter where you turn you'll always see a schmuck
and evidence of how much people suck.

from the useless townie dipsh*t to the perfect kids at school
brainwashed by pop culture and told ignorance is cool
no hope for individuals as morons run amuck
it's just another sign that people suck.

this vast air of stupidity consumes the human race
darwin rolling in his grave at our rapid fall from grace
a mystery to common sense and happy in our muck
there's no doubt in my mind that people suck.


I didnt write this by the way

Forever Retro

| 9,501 posts


12th Aug 2004 at 3:37 pm

Forever Retro - EXTREME!

EXTREME!

 
Somehow I don't think that should've post6ed here... but meh.
[http://imagegen.last.fm/lastfmplain/recenttracks/3/forever_retro.gif]

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Luco El Loco

| 8,467 posts


21st Feb 2005 at 5:56 pm

Luco El Loco - Now a Born Again Trekkie

Now a Born Again Trekkie

 
People are posting separate threads again...


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

Page: