Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts


26th Aug 2010 at 9:09 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
During my two week holiday, my bosses seem to have changed my job role quite significantly without attempting to get my opinion. It doesn't f*ck me off that much, but there's no thread for mild grievances. If anyone has anything to do with diabetes though, let me know.
If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:10 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I want a f*cking internet connection that doesn't go down every f*cking time the f*cking phone is f*cking used. This means that I can f*cking call whilst getting the f*cking numbers online. For f*ck's sake, WHY WON'T ANY F*CKING THING WORK?!!

In other news, f*cking Samsung repair have lost my f*cking netbook. I sent it in for repair because it has never f*cking worked properly since I f*cking bought the f*cking thing, and so last week off it got shipped.

I got a text last Friday telling me its been repaired. Then a text on Tuesday telling me it has successfully been shipped. No messages with tracking numbers or dates or times telling me to be in to collect the thing. So I phone up Samsung.

F*ckers.

First of all, I would like to get someone who f*cking speaks English fluently. It's a fairly difficult job, dealing with UK regional accents, and when the person on the other line response to your "4th" by saying "was that 1st or 3rd?" you know there's a slight bit of problem. BUT EVEN F*CKING MORE, YOU HAVE MY F*CKING NAME DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU ON THE COMPUTER! SO WHY DO YOU INSIST ON CALLING ME HARRY, SALLY AND PHIL! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A F*CKING HARRY OR A PHIL!

Anyhow, they can't find my computer. They have different info to the info I've been text and my netbook is now going to get traced which will take 3-5 business days before they call back.

F*ck's sake. Can something go right for once? Please?
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:13 am

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
I want a f*cking internet connection that doesn't go down every f*cking time the f*cking phone is f*cking used. This means that I can f*cking call whilst getting the f*cking numbers online. For f*ck's sake, WHY WON'T ANY F*CKING THING WORK?!!

In other news, f*cking Samsung repair have lost my f*cking netbook. I sent it in for repair because it has never f*cking worked properly since I f*cking bought the f*cking thing, and so last week off it got shipped.

I got a text last Friday telling me its been repaired. Then a text on Tuesday telling me it has successfully been shipped. No messages with tracking numbers or dates or times telling me to be in to collect the thing. So I phone up Samsung.

F*ckers.

First of all, I would like to get someone who f*cking speaks English fluently. It's a fairly difficult job, dealing with UK regional accents, and when the person on the other line response to your "4th" by saying "was that 1st or 3rd?" you know there's a slight bit of problem. BUT EVEN F*CKING MORE, YOU HAVE MY F*CKING NAME DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU ON THE COMPUTER! SO WHY DO YOU INSIST ON CALLING ME HARRY, SALLY AND PHIL! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A F*CKING HARRY OR A PHIL!

Anyhow, they can't find my computer. They have different info to the info I've been text and my netbook is now going to get traced which will take 3-5 business days before they call back.

F*ck's sake. Can something go right for once? Please?



You're f*cked.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Animal

| 32,544 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 1:08 pm

Animal -

 
I have a blister on my knee. From my f*cking laptop! >:-(
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:00 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
I'm getting really sick and tired of people making promises to me that they have no intention of keeping, I am just so sick of having things dangled in front of me only for people to conveniently forget and leave me standing around like an idiot who doesn't know any better. I keep missing out on trips I want to go on, gigs I want to see, nights out, everything. All because I was stupid enough to listen to People who say 'We'll do this, I'll text you, don't worry'. And when I get in touch it's always 'Oh didn't anyone tell you? We're not doing that now' or I find out later that they've done the thing in question without me. Seriously what the f*ck is so wrong with me that I can't get a single honest, reliable person in my life

Maeby

| 22,311 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:02 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Paula, Aug 2010
I'm getting really sick and tired of people making promises to me that they have no intention of keeping, I am just so sick of having things dangled in front of me only for people to conveniently forget and leave me standing around like an idiot who doesn't know any better. I keep missing out on trips I want to go on, gigs I want to see, nights out, everything. All because I was stupid enough to listen to People who say 'We'll do this, I'll text you, don't worry'. And when I get in touch it's always 'Oh didn't anyone tell you? We're not doing that now' or I find out later that they've done the thing in question without me. Seriously what the f*ck is so wrong with me that I can't get a single honest, reliable person in my life


Oh, that happens to me all the time.

So you just don't rely on people. Whatsoever.

People are flaky. And it's horrid because it's always you left in, alone.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Penn

| 10,658 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:04 pm

Penn -

 
ONE HUNNNNDREEEEEDDD AND FIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFTYYY!
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts


27th Aug 2010 at 9:15 pm

Lady Stark - Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

 
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Quote: Paula, Aug 2010
I'm getting really sick and tired of people making promises to me that they have no intention of keeping, I am just so sick of having things dangled in front of me only for people to conveniently forget and leave me standing around like an idiot who doesn't know any better. I keep missing out on trips I want to go on, gigs I want to see, nights out, everything. All because I was stupid enough to listen to People who say 'We'll do this, I'll text you, don't worry'. And when I get in touch it's always 'Oh didn't anyone tell you? We're not doing that now' or I find out later that they've done the thing in question without me. Seriously what the f*ck is so wrong with me that I can't get a single honest, reliable person in my life


Oh, that happens to me all the time.

So you just don't rely on people. Whatsoever.

People are flaky. And it's horrid because it's always you left in, alone.


Never a truer word was spoken. I still feel like Screaming from the top of the building, but as I don't want my stupid neighbors sticking their nose in I'm going to have to settle for this



Also, can I make the new angry things thread? this one's getting near to the end



 
 
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