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Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

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the doc

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26^th Jan 2010 at 1:39 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket.

Edited by the doc May 2010

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Super Nintendo Chalmers

| 11,489 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 2:26 pm

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Three, stupid f*ckers won't let me have the phone I want as an upgrade

http://urbanraymears.wordpress.com

Puffalump

| 21,496 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 9:04 pm

Bunny love

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

Wife of the lovely Alice

the doc

| 19,765 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 11:58 am

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010
Gonna have to pay that parking ticket. The council are f*cking thieving, money-grabbing c*nts and I'll be packing in my job with them as soon as I can find somewhere else that'll have me,

How come? Also I thought you loved your job

The job is grand, although it's starting to bore me. I'm employed by the council though, and parking ticket aside, they are a awful to work for. I really need to get meself another degree and start lecturing for a living.

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

James

| 1,431 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:28 pm

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

Rayanne Graff

| 37,115 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:32 pm

River Phoenix

i noticed this a couple of weeks ago but i didn't get round to mentioning it.

Anyroad, when there was still snow, i noticed a sign near the doctor's. It said that the stairs were closed (they gave a gate/ lock thing near the stairs, so they'd locked them) due to inclement weather. Inclement weather is a pretentious expression; they should have said snow instead.

It's the second time i've heard that expression ; the first time was three years ago, ugh.

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the doc

| 19,765 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:38 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

I'm actually stood in the kitchen counting pennies. I'm literally trying to scrape £1.20 for the bus to help somebody out. It's one way. I have to walk the four miles home.

I've only found £1.19, but I'll be damned if I'll ask the shopman to let me off a penny for my oyster. I will comb the streets to find that last penny if it isn't in my house.

I need a job.

I remember all my periods of sickness and unemployment and it's an unwritten law that all the loose change you can find is always just a little bit short of being able to buy what you need. It blows.

I need a goddam job [BangHead.gif]

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

James

| 1,431 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:48 pm

Good song!

the doc

| 19,765 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 1:58 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

Quote: Rawhide, Jan 2010

Good song!

I know I'm always banging on about them but I really can't emphasise enough what a brilliant band the Replacements were. Their early stuff especially is incredible.

Hate your enemies,
save your friends,
find your place,
speak the truth.

Rayanne Graff

| 37,115 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 2:54 pm

River Phoenix

On another site that i post on, someone tried to accuse me of saying something that i didn't say and i think it was pathetic of him to do that.

History For Sale

| 6,560 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:03 pm

Now our history is for sale....

I just spewed my ringer, and I start work at 3pm

I only want you to see
My favourite part of me
And not my ugly side
Not my ugly side

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I Am The Walrus

| 9,244 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:20 pm

Quote: History For Sale, Jan 2010

I just spewed my ringer

Sounds painful....

Barrington SMASH: SMASHing through life... politely

Jimmy

| 4,073 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 3:37 pm

Oi!

A) The friend zone is a horrible horrible place.

B) Translink, in the many years I've been using your services not one single bus or train has ever been on time. What the f*ck?

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Resident Death

| 21,608 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:07 pm

"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.""

Our boiler.

Boiler man came again today, with the part he'd ordered.

Put it in. Said it was fixed.

Left.

Come home, switch hot tap on. Cold water, then a f*cking minor explosion in the f*cking boiler!

And no, still no hot water.

F*ck you, Opal. You are NOT holding up your end of the tenancy agreement.

Second rant:

At work today, doing interviews...

Me: "On a scale of 0 to 10 with 10 being extremely likely, and 0 being not at all likely, how likely are you to pay more for the following products and services?"
Man: "Pay? What do you mean? Pay with what?"

*Headdesk*

Same man, few questions later:
(0 to 10 scale, whether the following apply to you)

Me: "I like to try things that are new to me"

Man: "I like to try things that are NEWT to me? What do you mean?"

Ok, I can see how you can get that. But surely common sense should eliminate the probability of that ever being said?

*Head banged against brick wall*

I don't know about you, but I could murder a good curry!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Puffalump

| 21,496 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 6:47 pm

Bunny love

one of my friends is having a difficult time, and i tried to send a supportive text but i think i came off as a patronising b*tch...especially as she hasn't replied

sh*ttttt

Wife of the lovely Alice

Captain Stupendo: snarf

Jewbacca:

Toothless: this is the boy who cried wolf, too many times before, too many times before...

Bob Flapper: I used to cry wolf all the time. That is, untill Wolf from Gladiators beat me into a bloody pulp and noone would come to my aid.

Jamie McDonald: Chris wears pantaloons made from cider icecubes and panache

I Am The Walrus: OH MY GOD IT'S MEMMERICH'S BIRTHDAY!

I Am The Walrus: 25th of August! How could I have forgotten?

I Am The Walrus: Quick, everybody keep doing what you're doing!

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

I Am The Walrus: You're like a Pants Department Ninja lately Straws

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, i s'pose i am.

Alec: Shoutbox

Alec: Your are too quiet,

Alec: like a quietbox

Alec: be more like Earl Wyatt

Rayanne Graff: (Bye, peace to small trees.)

Alec: Something's wrong with the banner up top. The quote is now outside the green blob.

Rayanne Graff: There's nothing wrong with mine; maybe it's summat to do with your computer.

Resident Death: Change your browser...

Bob Flapper: My browser changed me

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