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Steve-Dave

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4^th Apr 2010 at 12:07 am

I remember getting changed in the gym one day, this guy starts going "Alright, hows it going?" "Pretty empty in here today"... just general chit chat. Then after a few minutes he says "I hear you sold the Polo, how much did you get for it?"

I had no idea who the f*ck he was

This went on for 3 weeks. Every Sunday I met him in the gym and he'd come over to talk to me, and I had no idea who he was or how he knew me. But because we'd made small talk the first time, he thought I knew who he was.

Eventually found outhe was a friend of my sisters boyfriend, and we met at their wedding. I just couldn't remember.

Yeah, sucks though, and really awkward

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

learrggh

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4^th Apr 2010 at 2:15 am

been one of those nights where i will wake up tomorrow and want to die.

Carpet Remnant

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4^th Apr 2010 at 10:09 am

Quote: wombat, Apr 2010

I once had an embarrassing situation this time last Easter when I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train station so I could go home with all my stuff from university, and this guy drove up and said 'hey, do you want a lift?'.

All that ran through my head at this point was 'STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER' and I said 'no.. its alright mate' and looked up the hill to where I hoped the bus would be, which looked like I was ignoring him (which I suppose I was, hoping he'd go away).

The conversation continued. He said 'Mark.. hello? do you remember me?'

I shook my head and said the only thing I could, which was nothing. I just shrugged.

He said 'FINE' and drove off muttering to himself, obviously offended.

I still have no idea who it was.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2010 at 4:16 pm

River Phoenix

(Aw, i wish i hadn't missed Points of View.)

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Maeby

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4^th Apr 2010 at 8:30 pm

Marry me?

I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2010 at 8:34 pm

River Phoenix

She looks kind of aggressive; cool hat, though.

The Underwhelmed One

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4^th Apr 2010 at 8:45 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010

I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 8:50 pm

Marry me?

Do women not have any ambitions any more?

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Delirium Tremens

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4^th Apr 2010 at 8:53 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010

Do women not have any ambitions any more?

She dont like arrogent people, dont like show off's, and dont like liers!

Rayanne Graff

| 49,794 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 8:59 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:06 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

Her own personal website has now been taken down, but was even worse.
She also sold a totally made up story to Now magazine about her addiction to painkillers.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:08 pm

Marry me?

Ah, mine went on Gladiators.

How do these girls do these things?

You know what? I want ambitions/ to do something.

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

| 49,794 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 10:02 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

Her own personal website has now been taken down, but was even worse.
She also sold a totally made up story to Now magazine about her addiction to painkillers.

Wow, that's scary.

Lady Stark

| 4,554 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 10:23 pm

Winter Is Coming

My head is killing me, I've managed to do a pitiful amount of work on my write ups and I don't know if I should eat something or not. Not happy

Albert Johanneson

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4^th Apr 2010 at 10:30 pm

Outside-left

Have a sammich.

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Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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