Things that make you happy as f*cking Larry

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the doc

| 21,467 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 4:48 pm

the doc - What's a little sin to see us through?

What's a little sin to see us through?

 
New happiness thread right here.

Nickolarse is back from the West Bank for Christmas and he's just paid us a flying visit. He's loving teaching out there, he's completely in love with his new Italian girlfriend, he's helping to organise a free international music festival next summer and life is treating him extremely well.

He's one of my oldest and dearest friends (I've known him for seventeen years) and even though it makes me sad that he's not around anymore, I'm absolutely overjoyed that he's so happy with everything that he's doing. Doesn't matter what anyone may or may not get me for tomorrow, seeing him this afternoon is the best Christmas present I could have wished for
Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

learrggh

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24th Dec 2009 at 5:11 pm

learrggh -

 
i read the title as 'things that make you happy as f*cking barry'.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 5:12 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
This made me laugh:

My dad thought my mum was his mum.



My mum was not impressed that his present to her read "To Mum xxx".

Also, my dad is convinced that "pedantic" is not a word and that people don't use it.
Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 5:33 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Also, my dad is convinced that "pedantic" is not a word and that people don't use it.

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


24th Dec 2009 at 8:24 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Quote: i am weasel., Dec 2009
i read the title as 'things that make you happy as f*cking barry'.


Well at least we know what to call the next one
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


25th Dec 2009 at 12:38 am

Steve-Dave -

 
At midnight mass, someone knocked the Pope on his a*s.

Where's your God now Benny?


Oh yeah, and Happy Christmas to all
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Animal

| 32,544 posts


25th Dec 2009 at 12:40 am

Animal -

 
Wikylepedia.

Not safe for... Well anywhere.

Edited by Animal Dec 2009
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 12:34 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
My Mams just told me I can't swear on Christmas day

Animal

| 32,544 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 12:36 am

Animal -

 
ok, so I don't fully get what I'm doing with it yet and am just working from guides. But I made my very own KITT style slashing light thingy... Now to build the car to go with it.

I can see me enjoying this programming lark.

Video to come later. Maybe.
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:05 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:15 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:25 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.

Gob

| 12,043 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:30 am

Gob - Come on!

Come on!

 
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.


Open your eyes. Its f*cking bobbins, its the science fiction hollyoaks, pure, unadulterated p*ss.

Alec

| 1,346 posts


26th Dec 2009 at 1:34 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Alec, Dec 2009
The ending to the Doctor Who special earlier, after a rather rubbish first half of the episode.


That programme is an embarrassment to Britain.


Oh well, sucks to be Britain then. I enjoy it, and I'm the important one to please in my eyes.


Open your eyes. Its f*cking bobbins, its the science fiction hollyoaks, pure, unadulterated p*ss.


Some of the stories are sh*te, been that way since 1963. Others though, are some of the best TV I've seen, and I'll put up with the Hollyoaks-lite episodes of recent years to get to them.


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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