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Claire

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27^th Jul 2009 at 10:42 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Now thinking how marvellous it is that I was confused by not being able to post in the last thread for about ten minutes.

Also thinking how long this is going to take to fill up now half of VR has f*cked off...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:53 pm

My nose is definitely broken, I have two black eyes from the blood soaking into them and the change of shape has definitely confirmed it.

It's not terrible, I just now have a slightly crooked nose when you look side on. I straightened out the front view when I'd just done it so it could be worse.

Still hurts like an absolute mother though.

And I too hope Alice's interview gets moved and she gets the job!!

Edited by The Underwhelmed One Jul 2009

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:57 pm

Marry me?

Hmm, maybe you should rethink your extra-curricular activities...

...Bet you get an interview when your eyes are still black

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 10:59 pm

I think it makes me look distinguished

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:01 pm

Marry me?

Nah, grey hair is distinguished, black eyes are either trampy (mascara residue), or abusive husband.

But they might give you the job out of sympathy

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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:03 pm

The plan is to totally rock the "my mother beats me every night that I cannot find work" look.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:21 pm

Marry me?

Photos!

And you'll need to look a bit more bedraggled. I have the feeling you can pull off black eyes easily

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,098 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:24 pm

I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Maeby

| 22,369 posts

27^th Jul 2009 at 11:25 pm

Marry me?

You needn't have bought that smokey eyes kit though

Ping!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Alec

| 1,346 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 12:06 am

Bing Bong Changes

I appear to have completely forgotten this place existed today. I'm sorry.

Tomorrow, I get around to thinking up questions for Leah that don't result in her throwing up on my face.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,626 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 1:13 am

I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

the doc

| 21,467 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 12:32 pm

What's a little sin to see us through?

F*cking dull round here recenly.

Whiskey, painkillers and speed will carry me there.....

Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 12:35 pm

Quote: Buffalo Bill, Jul 2009

I keep getting spam going into my inbox, the latest was from sender 'Handle Me'....

Sorry, I meant to send that to another George

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Puffalump

| 22,006 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 8:01 pm

Bunny love

blergh

Wife of the lovely Alice

wombat

| 8,153 posts

28^th Jul 2009 at 8:21 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jul 2009

I am NOT putting photos up!

I doubt anyone is all that familiar with the shape of my nose anyway, and it's not really all that attractive

But yes, I do of course look stunning with a shiner or two.

Its probably already been discussed, but what happened?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?

Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.

Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.

Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.

Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.

Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.

Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.

Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close

oatibix: Something's happened here.

Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.

Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t

Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker

Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.

Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.

Steve-Dave: Everything's better!

Puffalump: Barrier

Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been

Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"

Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive

Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

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