The Thread That Lived (1,000% NSSW at least)

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Griff

| 764 posts


9th Jun 2009 at 2:47 am

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: scarlet
- zzzzzzzzwing! zzzzzwing! zzzzzzzzzzzzwing!
- okay, that's it, you are NOT getting any tonight
- zzzzzwing! okay love, zzzzzzzzwing! zwing! CLANG! zwing! CLANG! CLANG! zzzzzzzzzzzzzwing!


Would make for an "interesting" and by interesting I mean disgusting devil's threesome...

- I am your father! D:::::
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Steve-Dave

| 10,836 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 4:11 pm

Steve-Dave -

 
Bloody hell, I've drank almost 2 litres of water today. Thats probably the most amount of water I've drank since that time I nearly drowned.

But thats a far less interesting story than me drinking 2l of water today
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and 9 other different types of people

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 4:36 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Long ago people used to be tortured to death by being forced to drink water until their stomach ruptured. Apparently it was quite painful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cure
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts


17th Jun 2009 at 4:47 pm

Dr. Harold Shipman - Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

 
Quote: farmer_jack
Who's post count would go down the most if I deleted the thread?

Also, who's prepared to stump up the cash to stop me? I reckon us hard-working mods deserve a nice wad of cash each, and this could be the way to do it.


To answer your first question, probably me.

Hare

| 14,184 posts


19th Jun 2009 at 9:42 pm

Hare -

 
any one for a milk cheetos sweeto?
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 2:58 am

Jewbacca -

 
[http://i33.tinypic.com/4nsqo]

Edited by Obelisk the Tormentor Jul 2009
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 5:08 am

Hare -

 
woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop
*burp*

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 5:09 am

Hare -

 
i am very much nnot tired any more

convenient time for this thread to be brought to my attention
*burp*

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 5:14 am

Hare -

 
the time is... 05.09
the temperature is... 12
the weather is... Mostly Cloudy
the temperature will be... 20-11
this is... York, GBR

Thursday will bring... Sprinkles
the temperature will be... 20-13

Friday will bring... Showers
the temperature will be... 17-12

Saturday will bring... AM Rain
the temperature will be... 19-11

the time is now... 05.13
*burp*

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 5:18 am

Hare -

 
the hamster is... awake

my cactus has... a large knob
it also has... a small knob
and... a moustache

ii may well go... to leeds later

this will be to buy... fern.

this will be... the highlight of my day.
*burp*

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 5:19 am

Hare -

 
i am now... going back to sleep.

goodnight VR, may you have many viewings of Home Alone 2, Lost in New York ahead of you
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 9:05 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: xdow, Jul 2009
woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 11:37 am

Hare -

 
i tried putting it as my background but vista is gay and won't allow such things

and damnit. i would have been sat here saying that for weeks.
*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,723 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 2:44 pm

Jewbacca -

 
[http://i33.tinypic.com/4nsqo]

woopwhoopwhoopwhoop whoopwhoopwhoop
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Hare

| 14,184 posts


15th Jul 2009 at 4:30 pm

Hare -

 
you're never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
*burp*


 
 
Steve-Dave: Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
Walt Flanagan: They're going to be non-votes, not votes for Barack.
Steve-Dave: I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
Walt Flanagan: Well, he's so clearly a terrible human being.
Walt Flanagan: He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
Walt Flanagan: The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
Walt Flanagan: I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
Steve-Dave: Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
oatibix: Something's happened here.
Steve-Dave: This is what happens when you leave Colin.
Steve-Dave: And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
Steve-Dave: I'm an equivocating motherf*cker
Rayanne Graff: Yeah, you're sh*t. i'm not sure about sensible, though.
Jimmy: Holy sh*t everything's Barry.
Steve-Dave: Everything's better!
Puffalump: Barrier
Steve-Dave: The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy: I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave: Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave: It takes like... £13

 

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