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Rayanne Graff

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19^th Dec 2006 at 1:02 pm

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i heard somewhere that (in the UK) it's illegal to put stamps on upside down & that it's treason; because of The Queen appearing on stamps. Is this true?

that will most likely be true. it will be something dating back to Queen Victoria's time that no other monarch gave a hoot about.

That said, there is a government group that's soled purpose is to sift through The Law and update or abolish all these silly little laws (and stuff like killing a welshman in a cathedral on a sunday witha crossbow etc)

Surgical Scalpels - gimme a few minutes on that

Thanks, Dan. So, the fiance's mother was right.

MiL's are never MORALLY right. But sometimes they sneak in a fact because they're so ------- old and haggard that they were actually there when Jim the Baker was beheaded and smeared on the Town Halls' windows for defacing the Queen.

Well, she isn't my mother-in-law yet & won't be for a few years... but i've been wondering about the stamp thing for ages. i think the Welshman thing only applies on Sundays.

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Anniemal

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19^th Dec 2006 at 1:45 pm

in controoool

are there any shops that do jeans for pear-shaped women? I have a size 8 waist and size 10 hips, so normally I just get size 10 jeans because I can get them on, but I have to wear them with a belt or they slide down.

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Mark Brogan

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19^th Dec 2006 at 1:51 pm

Just buy more belts, or get some nice tailor-made expensive ones from Selfridges.

Anniemal

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19^th Dec 2006 at 1:56 pm

in controoool

I like the sound of tailor made..but I'm pretty sure that would be a bit out of my price range

faisbewk

Mark Brogan

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19^th Dec 2006 at 1:59 pm

Yup, that's why I added in the horrible 'expensive' word.

Could rob a bank though. I've always wanted to run into a bank, with a bubble gun, and shout THIS IS A SIEGE!

OOOOH.. WHICH REMINDS ME!

/me runs over to Quote of The Day thread..

The Man from Southampton

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19^th Dec 2006 at 11:18 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

Question:

a while back someone posted a link to youtube. it had a music video. It was in some european language. It had English subtitles. At first you think it's about a guy singing about the woman he loves, then you read the subtitles, it's about some computer program or virus. Can someone show me the link please?

Now is that salary pre or post tax? �

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

wombat

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20^th Dec 2006 at 12:55 am

Technically sexy.

here's one:

what are the smaller pockets inside pockets that every pair of jeans I have ever owned for?

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Jewbacca

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20^th Dec 2006 at 12:57 am

lighters

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wombat

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20^th Dec 2006 at 12:57 am

Technically sexy.

but it takes me about 5 mins to get the coins OUT.

Fashion over practicality, eh?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Jewbacca

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20^th Dec 2006 at 12:59 am

coins go in the big pockets for me, for that reason.

heres a question: why did the latest posts box update the title of this thread to "Question Thread - Now with added NSSW"?

Usually the new posts box doesnt update things like that. andy said he forgot to fix it so it would.

vr lovvies didnt update its title

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Claire

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20^th Dec 2006 at 1:20 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Slightly on-topic, sorry for changing those both to NSSW btw, thought it might seem a bit Nazi-ish for spam but then I did it anyway...

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Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

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Migu

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20^th Dec 2006 at 9:28 pm

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

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here's one:

what are the smaller pockets inside pockets that every pair of jeans I have ever owned for?

condoms

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Albert Johanneson

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20^th Dec 2006 at 9:46 pm

Outside-left

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here's one:

what are the smaller pockets inside pockets that every pair of jeans I have ever owned for?

one some jeans, you can fit an iPod nano in them.

but yeah, coins, lighters, condoms. they all fit.

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