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Forever Retro

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18th Dec 2006 at 4:21 pm

Forever Retro - EXTREME!

EXTREME!

 
Yeah it's a bit grim...
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Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Forever Retro

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18th Dec 2006 at 4:27 pm

Forever Retro - EXTREME!

EXTREME!

 
Personally I think that it's because it's been done in so many porno's and therefore makes guys feel big and clever... yes.
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Mark Brogan

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18th Dec 2006 at 4:34 pm

 
No, it's because they are just lame. Lame lame lame lame lame.

Claire

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18th Dec 2006 at 4:39 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
It's a power thing, it degrades a woman for a man to do that to her, and they get off on it...I'd assume. That, and what's already been mentioned, that they've seen it in pornos and want to seem cool when they talk about sex with their mates. Same as lasses swallowing, there's no real sexual gratification that I can see that a man would get from that but they still want women to do it because all the pornstars do!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 4:43 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: The_Real_Slim_Shady
Ok that as well...

WHY?

No idea. It's like a second best behind just coming normally whilst havin sex, but is still good.

Im actually totally down with just coming normally. just the one or two times my sexual partner has taken it in to her own hands (in a manner of speaking) and it's felt good. That was probably the sex tho eh?

Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 5:09 pm

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Quote: Token_Negro
Quote: The_Real_Slim_Shady
Honestly, in all seriousness...

Why do guys like to errr you know over a womans boobs?

What is with that?

I just don't get it.

I don't know. I'm more of a splooge on the face man, myself.


I reckon straight in the eyes is even better.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 5:36 pm

Colin -

 
^ BEST POST OF THE YEAR.

/me experiences Most Hilarious Mental Image Of The Year. Y'know in cartoons when the hose isn't working, they stare down it and it suddenly starts? Yeah.
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Organised Confusion

| 3,980 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 5:39 pm

Organised Confusion -

 
/me makes mental note never to look down a penis when it isn't working

Annie

| 12,049 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 5:42 pm

Annie - duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

duuuuude! like, whoooooa!

 
^ NEW BEST POST OF THE YEAR.

wombat

| 8,147 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 11:08 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
haha- splooge.

I'm such a little kid.

Actually, in that context, it's probably best not to apply that reference.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Claire

| 15,258 posts


18th Dec 2006 at 11:26 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Yep, I think it's for the best you be careful with your 'reference', Marko
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Snazzberry

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19th Dec 2006 at 12:46 am

Snazzberry - i r lion. i r bite you.

i r lion. i r bite you.

 
boys are grotie. thats all there is.
[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Dissimulation

| 5,667 posts


19th Dec 2006 at 1:23 am

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Quote: wombat
haha- splooge.

I'm such a little kid.

Actually, in that context, it's probably best not to apply that reference.


That's because it'll ultimately lead to Gaz kidnapping you.


 
 
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