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The Underwhelmed One

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3rd Dec 2006 at 9:42 pm

The Underwhelmed One -

 
I'm not sure about dogs but my parents cat got to 22, and I knew a 26 year old cat. Dogs I've only known get to 17 or so...but someone will probably know their average ages and the oldest that they've ever got to.
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Dr Namgge

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5th Dec 2006 at 2:11 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
If pure water is H2O, why does bottled water expire?
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Claire

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5th Dec 2006 at 2:28 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Because water's not guaranteed to be sterile, and if there is any bacteria in it, it can but probably won't start to reproduce. The companies who manufacture bottled water can't 100% say that this won't happen, so the Best Before Date is there to cover companies from liability should you get sick after drinking their water.

Though I have heard elsewhere that it's because after a certain amount of time, the plastic in the bottle starts to release chemicals into the water, contaminating it, but that seems less likely!
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Mark Brogan

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5th Dec 2006 at 9:51 pm

 
Everytime I see the title of this thread, I go 'Question!' (but not out loud, that would be odd), in a Destiny's Child stylee.

Carry on as you were..

Rayanne Graff

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6th Dec 2006 at 11:10 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Pritt's a brand http://www.prittworld.com/products/adhesives/pritt-stick.html

i still don't know where the name came from, though. i s'pose it doesn't matter much... in the scheme of things.
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Mancomb Seepgood

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6th Dec 2006 at 12:58 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
My physics teacher never fully explained why water evaporates even though it's not at boiling temperature. Can someone enlighten me?
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Penfold

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6th Dec 2006 at 11:35 pm

Penfold - The thinker

The thinker

 
Quote: Mancomb_Seepgood
My physics teacher never fully explained why water evaporates even though it's not at boiling temperature.  Can someone enlighten me?


No, because i got an E at A Level physics.   but this may help.
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wombat

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7th Dec 2006 at 6:34 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
What DO they grow seedless grapes from?

it can't be genetic engineering, as you can get organic ones.
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Colin

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8th Dec 2006 at 7:08 am

Colin -

 
Quote: The_Geraldine_Granger
Quote: The_Hermione_gRanger
Pritt's a brand http://www.prittworld.com/products/adhesives/pritt-stick.html

i still don't know where the name came from, though. i s'pose it doesn't matter much... in the scheme of things.


Ah, can't find that answer, sorry. I guess it could be the name of the inventor, a weird onomatopoeia or just a made-up word.
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Dr Namgge

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8th Dec 2006 at 8:34 am

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: wombat
What DO they grow seedless grapes from?

it can't be genetic engineering, as you can get organic ones.


I beleive they take a cutting of the plant when they want another seedless grape plant. That would then be potted, and would grow as a normal plant.

I'm not 100% sure though, seems like the most likely case though.
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Dissimulation

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8th Dec 2006 at 11:10 am

Dissimulation - My moustache still tastes of your testes!

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

 
Actually, the grapes aren't really seedless, they have a genetic abnormality that causes the seeds to arrest development. So the flower is pollinated and the ovum fertilized, like normal, but the seeds stop growing after a few weeks, get absorbed by the fruit and exist as those tiny black specs you inside the grapes. In the 80's, it was discovered that these little seeds could be grown in either a petri dish or a test tube and cross bred with other seedless strains resulting in offspring that is 50-100% seedless.

Before they were just using a traditional method of cross breeding a seeded female plant, with a seedless male, but this only yielded offspring that was 15% seedless.  

One downside of the genetic abnormality shown in the seedless grape is the fruit tends to be quite small so commercial growers usually treat the plants with a growth hormone called gibberillin, which is normally secreted by developing seeds.

And there you have it.

Rayanne Graff

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8th Dec 2006 at 12:28 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
A few months ago, i was at the post office. i asked them (i mean, the people who worked there) to post a letter to America. The bloke said that i should have written "USA" and not "America" on the envelope. Why? i mean, it's the same thing... or it seems to be.
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Dr Namgge

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8th Dec 2006 at 12:52 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
America is the name of the continent the USA is in (specifically North America) the country's name is indeed officially The United States Of America, or USA for short.
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

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Mancomb Seepgood

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8th Dec 2006 at 8:42 pm

Mancomb Seepgood - Grog me.

Grog me.

 
Quote: Penfold
Quote: Mancomb_Seepgood
My physics teacher never fully explained why water evaporates even though it's not at boiling temperature. Can someone enlighten me?


No, because i got an E at A Level physics. but this may help.



I don't really understand that answer, but thank you for your help.

I wonder what my vapour pressure is. I'd imagine it must be quite low or else I'd be evaporating all over the shop.
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Albert Johanneson

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8th Dec 2006 at 9:24 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
I think i've read about a cat living for 22 years and a dog for 31, but i can't be sure about that.

Is 'Ockham's Razor' relevant in this age of advanced applied science?


 
 
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