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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:14 pm

Penn -

 
Heres a question: Why do a lot of the clothes shops in my area have the male section at the front of the shop, yet I have to walk through the lingerie section to get to the changing room?
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:46 pm

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Hmm. Maybe because men have shorter shopping attention spans than women and thus need their clothes thrust upon them otherwise they won't bother looking for them. Unlike most women who are happy to spend hours trawling around shops looking for the perfect something.

And changing rooms past the lingerie section is an incentive...or maybe they've just got your attention already, so are either trying to lure you in to spend more time/ money (on your girlfriend) or yourself...or maybe they've got you and just can't be bothered with any more effort.
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:49 pm

Penn -

 
Oh I fully agree with the mens section being at the front. Brilliant idea. But I always feel weird walking through the lingerie section on my own. It just makes me feel weird. Like the time I was in town and I had to text someone. I leaned up against the shop front I was nearest to and text my friend. Then as I was leaving, I realised it was the sex shop
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13th Aug 2008 at 8:51 pm

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You should go to Berlin. Their sex shops have huge dildos in the window, not just lingerie.

They also have Joy Division lubricant.
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:55 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
You should go to Berlin. Their sex shops have huge dildos in the window, not just lingerie.

They also have Joy Division lubricant.


Is that because without lube Love could tear them apart?


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13th Aug 2008 at 9:00 pm

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Well, actually it was patented by Nazi rapists so that their shafts didn't splinter...


...Or not. I don't know. I didn't look at it too closely to be honest. Strange people were in that shop and they scared me. Killer shoes though. Also, I recall a thong with pompoms on. I didn't get the purpose of that. Pompoms aren't sexy. Pompoms cannot be worn under anything. What the hell is the point of pompom on underwear if you're not pretending to be a rabbit?
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Puffalump

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13th Aug 2008 at 9:03 pm

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today i saw a bright red beetle with photographs of shoes on advertising "shoes that raise temperatures". Hmm i think it was called fantasy footwear maybe might investigate that one. I'd feel so foolish if that was my car though.

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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 9:03 pm

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Quote: Lemony_Zester


They also have Joy Division lubricant.


What a great name for lubricants...
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 9:05 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
today i saw a bright red beetle with photographs of shoes on advertising "shoes that raise temperatures". Hmm i think it was called fantasy footwear maybe might investigate that one. I'd feel so foolish if that was my car though.


Hehe, reminds me of the time I was walking past a shoe shop and seen a sign in the window:

"Shoes on this rack: €19.99, or get 2 pairs for €20"
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13th Aug 2008 at 9:28 pm

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Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.

Exhibit A
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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 9:34 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.

Exhibit A


You planned to answer your own question didn't you?

Now that really is a blast from the past

Now where is Exhibit B to Z woman?
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 9:40 pm

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You can search VR pages 122-0
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Claire

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13th Aug 2008 at 10:01 pm

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Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.

Exhibit A


Is that not exactly what was happening in the thread previous to your post, though? People were commenting on the silly thing he said. That thread doesn't prove he was ever flavour of the month, just that he's always posted silly things and people have always laughed about it. Maybe now, it's just the case that the things he says grate slightly more than they did and are treated with slightly less sympathy? I know that's the case for me and I apologise for it, but it's just the way I feel.
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 10:04 pm

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There are comments with malice, and then comments where you're (and everyone else) are of a more ooh you're so brilliant tone.

No-one asked you to apologise.
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The Underwhelmed One

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13th Aug 2008 at 10:07 pm

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is there any actual difference between a piercing with a bar in, or with a ring in, other than the initial price?
and is that just the cost of jewellery?
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