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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:47 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.

I think it was more than just one month

Well we are all here on VR for one reason or another.
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13th Aug 2008 at 7:48 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.

I think it was more than just one month

Well we are all here on VR for one reason or another.


Right now I'm here for you mate
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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:50 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
waterproof cement is the only one I can think of at the minute

But a guy I know started work on a building site a few months ago. Since he was the new guy he had to go to the shop at lunch for the other lads. He was taking orders and one lad said "A bag of spuds". He came back from the shop with a small plastic bag with crisps and bars, and a big 10kg bag of potatoes. The lads started laughing at him and he said that he was told to get a bag of spuds. the lad who told him to get them goes " I meant a bag of Spudz crisps for f*ck sake!"

[http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/SamSpudz-BurgerBites.jpg]


Classic

Should have placed the bag of potatoes in the cement mixer. if i remember right it can heat up.
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:51 pm

Penn -

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
waterproof cement is the only one I can think of at the minute

But a guy I know started work on a building site a few months ago. Since he was the new guy he had to go to the shop at lunch for the other lads. He was taking orders and one lad said "A bag of spuds". He came back from the shop with a small plastic bag with crisps and bars, and a big 10kg bag of potatoes. The lads started laughing at him and he said that he was told to get a bag of spuds. the lad who told him to get them goes " I meant a bag of Spudz crisps for f*ck sake!"

[http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/SamSpudz-BurgerBites.jpg]


Classic

Should have placed the bag of potatoes in the cement mixer. if i remember right it can heat up.


HAHAHAHA I dont know what you're on about
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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:55 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
waterproof cement is the only one I can think of at the minute

But a guy I know started work on a building site a few months ago. Since he was the new guy he had to go to the shop at lunch for the other lads. He was taking orders and one lad said "A bag of spuds". He came back from the shop with a small plastic bag with crisps and bars, and a big 10kg bag of potatoes. The lads started laughing at him and he said that he was told to get a bag of spuds. the lad who told him to get them goes " I meant a bag of Spudz crisps for f*ck sake!"

[http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/SamSpudz-BurgerBites.jpg]


Classic

Should have placed the bag of potatoes in the cement mixer. if i remember right it can heat up.


HAHAHAHA I dont know what you're on about

wait I mean lime and water together then things heat up.
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:57 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Maybe you should clarify you don't mean the citrus fruit.
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:59 pm

Penn -

 
it still doesnt make sense! He's talking about putting potatoes in cement to cook them!!
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:02 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Yes, but if he means (quick) lime (I think) and water produce an exothermic reaction in which case this produces heat and the potatoes (if small enough or maybe even sliced) would also heat up.

Though I doubt they'd be edible
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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:02 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Maybe you should clarify you don't mean the citrus fruit.

Now that would make things too easy wouldn't it

@ Barry when has any of my comments made since?
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13th Aug 2008 at 8:03 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Um yeah, I don't recommend eating Lime.
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:03 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Their clothes aren't that great either. This is of course the Next Clearance brand known as Lime
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Snowflake

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:04 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
There's always a reason why something is clearance...
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13th Aug 2008 at 8:06 pm

Penn -

 
Maybe it'd taste better if you put the lime in the coconut and cook them both up. You put the lime in the coconut and eat them bot together. You put the lime in the coconut then you feel better
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:06 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Usually if you search hard enough you can find some fantastic things that are only there because they don't fit most people/ or are not what some people like.

As someone who rarely likes what's in fashion and finds it exceedingly difficult to buy something nice that also looks good, I love clearance sales. I got a fantastic pair of jeans reduced from £130 to £15, a lovely black dress reduced from £65 to £15 and some nice trousers that are apparently flattering reduced from £65 to £10.
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Snowflake

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13th Aug 2008 at 8:11 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
I never have the patience with clothes really. I look a mess in whatever I wear. And I'm convinced I'm fat. And no matter how good the bargain, the thrill always wears off. I never go anywhere to enjoy the clothes so I never wear them and then charity shop them.

Asda have stuff that fits my tree trunk legs these days. That helps.
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