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Puffalump

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:29 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
out of interest, what do you actually build Sammy?

I myself don't construct buildings but I deal with the financial and legal side of construction industry.

But if you were to look at it another way don't we all build something?

Anyway Amy what is it that you study/studied at uni? What's your career aims?


My degree is in Journalism and English. I currently work for a Publishers where I am very happy. I might one day move in to PR but I don't think I'm tough enough.

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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:31 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

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Quote: sammy_tsang
There is a surrogate mother.
an egg donor.
a sperm donor.

Who would be the biological parents?

Actually, anthropologically speaking it's not as simple as biological egg and sperm make the (biological) parents.

They take all the environmental facts and put them into saying basically that, as they are doing the biological and raising the child, then the child is biologically theirs.

And it gets way more complex if you involve surrogates, it seems you end up with about 5869372 mothers to one kid. OK, that's an exaggeration, but it's more than one. And it gets even more complex if you involve lesbian and gay families.

So, Sammy's question was not quite as silly as some of you are making out!
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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:31 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Rebel_Fairy
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: sammy_tsang
There is a surrogate mother.
an egg donor.
a sperm donor.

Who would be the biological parents?



the surrogate mother is feeding the child from within so I thought it would have some genetic traits from the surrogate mother. Be it blood type.


Do you design upside down houses or something? With foundations in the sky? That's the biggest bunch of b*ll*cks I've heard in a long time. Genius.


Thank you.

You reminded me of something from back in the day.

Back when i was working in basingstoke.

There was a new guy working for us. we asked him for a sky hook to hold the roof up.

He went to the site manager and asked for a sky hook. lol.

a sky hook does exist but as far as i'm aware it's not used within the construction industry.
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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:32 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: sammy_tsang
There is a surrogate mother.
an egg donor.
a sperm donor.

Who would be the biological parents?



the surrogate mother is feeding the child from within so I thought it would have some genetic traits from the surrogate mother. Be it blood type.

This, no. Genetic traits would be from the sperm and the egg, not the placenta.
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Migu

| 16,689 posts


13th Aug 2008 at 7:34 pm

Migu - Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

Yama Yamaha, Moog and a Casio

 
Quote: sammy_tsang
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
out of interest, what do you actually build Sammy?
But if you were to look at it another way don't we all build something?

Oh lord.
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Penn

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:34 pm

Penn -

 
Theres loads of sky hook type jokes. I once told a new guy at work to go to the stores and get a bucket of suds. Stupid f*cker did
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The Man from Southampton

| 3,794 posts


13th Aug 2008 at 7:35 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: sammy_tsang
There is a surrogate mother.
an egg donor.
a sperm donor.

Who would be the biological parents?

Actually, anthropologically speaking it's not as simple as biological egg and sperm make the (biological) parents.

They take all the environmental facts and put them into saying basically that, as they are doing the biological and raising the child, then the child is biologically theirs.

And it gets way more complex if you involve surrogates, it seems you end up with about 5869372 mothers to one kid. OK, that's an exaggeration, but it's more than one. And it gets even more complex if you involve lesbian and gay families.

So, Sammy's question was not quite as silly as some of you are making out!


See no question is stupid.

Like one individual is going to know everything there is to know about the cosmo.
Now is that salary pre or post tax?  

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

Claire

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:37 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
About Cosmo?
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


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The Man from Southampton

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:37 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
Theres loads of sky hook type jokes. I once told a new guy at work to go to the stores and get a bucket of suds. Stupid f*cker did

Barry

what other jokes have you used or heard that are like this?

I've heard of the one about "get us a glass hammer/left handed carrier bag"
Now is that salary pre or post tax?  

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

Puffalump

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:38 pm

Puffalump - Bunny love

Bunny love

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
Theres loads of sky hook type jokes. I once told a new guy at work to go to the stores and get a bucket of suds. Stupid f*cker did


the best one I've ever heard was "go to the pub up the road and get us some ice making fluid"

infact was that one i read on here?

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The Man from Southampton

| 3,794 posts


13th Aug 2008 at 7:38 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
About Cosmo?


Or did i mean Cosmos.

great read this!
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Snowflake

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:39 pm

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Maeby

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:40 pm

Maeby - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


Funny that.
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Claire

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13th Aug 2008 at 7:42 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Does anyone else remember when Sammy Tsang was flavour of the month on VR?


No.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Really Excessively

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


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Penn

| 10,658 posts


13th Aug 2008 at 7:44 pm

Penn -

 
waterproof cement is the only one I can think of at the minute

But a guy I know started work on a building site a few months ago. Since he was the new guy he had to go to the shop at lunch for the other lads. He was taking orders and one lad said "A bag of spuds". He came back from the shop with a small plastic bag with crisps and bars, and a big 10kg bag of potatoes. The lads started laughing at him and he said that he was told to get a bag of spuds. the lad who told him to get them goes " I meant a bag of Spudz crisps for f*ck sake!"

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