Alec:
I don't know your culinary habits. Yet.

Alec:
I mean in a non-stalker, getting to know you way of course

Alec:
I only have to resort to the stalker-tactics if you get one of those silly restraining orders. And I'm sure the only restraining you'll be doing is of yourself, to stop yourself from jumping me if you ever see me in the street.

Psymon Stark:
I was going to jump you one day Alec, but the police said they'd throw me in jail if they caught me mugging anyone again
Alec:
I'd just fight you off with a bag of opened frozen chips, like I did to the two guys who tried to mug me in my dream last night

Psymon Stark:
I panic when food is thrown at me, but when the chips are down....
Psymon Stark:
You talking bout my penis? Because it's ears are burning
Psymon Stark:
Perhaps. Although that doesn't explain the burning sensation
Darren:
What the f*ck... I did not write in the shoutbox...