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Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Yesterday at 11:01 am
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Yesterday at 10:54 am
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Yesterday at 10:49 am
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Yesterday at 10:39 am
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Yesterday at 10:34 am
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Yesterday at 10:32 am
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Yesterday at 10:31 am
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Yesterday at 10:28 am
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Yesterday at 10:27 am
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
19th May 2012 at 12:26 am
And I don't mean "This is what happens when you leave, Colin", I mean this is what happens when you leave Colin. I left Colin and became all sensible and sh*t
18th May 2012 at 3:38 pm
Oh I think Romney will still give Obama a run for his money. Romney flip-flops a lot. Could appeal to a wide enough base overall to run it close
15th May 2012 at 11:02 pm
I just think people who say that Obama would have to f*ck a white woman on television to not get elected are missing the danger.
15th May 2012 at 10:46 pm
The GOP has gone too far towards the Stupid Bigot side of things, it may take years to get back.
15th May 2012 at 10:39 pm
He's going to gaff his way out of the White House, even as the President is hated from all the sides of the spectrum that aren't starry eyed.
15th May 2012 at 10:38 pm
I doubt it. I'd say that with some of the stuff Romney will come out, people could vote Barack just to prevent Romney getting in.
15th May 2012 at 10:34 pm
Better the devil you know, though. How many of the sensible people would ever vote for Romney?
15th May 2012 at 8:36 am
He's so unpopular, not only with d*ckhead lunatics, but also with sensible people with valid points.
15th May 2012 at 1:28 am
'Cogito Ergo Sum'... Which of course means, "I think, therefore, Maths"
14th May 2012 at 10:52 am
I have the biggest urge to make a stamp out of a potato and paint with it like when i was a kid.
12th May 2012 at 12:32 am
^^^ Sorry, I was in a very sensible mood yesterday. That's not like me at all
11th May 2012 at 9:42 am
I think he made the right decision though. Romney's views are far too hardcore for modern America
10th May 2012 at 12:18 pm
But at the same time, Bible Belt America wouldn't have voted for him anyway.
10th May 2012 at 12:15 pm
Most people who would have been voting for Obama anyway would also support same sex marriages. He's not winning votes by backing gay marriage. If anything, he may be losing votes
10th May 2012 at 12:14 pm
But he's also going to be fighting an election with the hardcore religious republican right. He's sensible, but also brave.
10th May 2012 at 12:13 pm
It isn't that surprising that President Obama backs gay marriage; he's sensible.
10th May 2012 at 10:54 am
Steve-Dave:
Everything's better!
Puffalump:
Barrier
Steve-Dave:
The Barryest it's ever been
Jimmy:
I can't wait for more "Important Barry and changes"
Steve-Dave:
Well there will be some Barry and changes coming soon, because we need more donations. It no longer just takes £10 a year to help Barry survive
Steve-Dave:
It takes like... £13
Steve-Dave:
Barry has to walk 5 metres to his car every day... just to go to work and earn money for DVDs and comic books
Steve-Dave:
His eyesight is so bad... that he has to wear glasses. Stylish rimless glasses which cost €250
Steve-Dave:
His living space is so cramped... that h had to put his workout bench in the garage meaning he doesn't really use it any more
Steve-Dave:
But for just €13 a year... You can help Barry afford a DVD that he heard was good but has been out for a while so it's not as expensive as new DVDs
Steve-Dave:
Please... Give generously... And help save this poor man's DVD shelf from not being completely full because it just looks weird when it's nearly full. I mean, when it's half full, that's fine. But when there's only a few gaps left... it just looks kinda sad.... y'know
Steve-Dave:
Thank you
Rayanne Graff:
It scares me when people refer to themselves in the third person.
Steve-Dave:
It scares Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. too
Steve-Dave:
Like my Grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII Esq. always said: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. gets scared when people refer to themselves in the third person, and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq. promises to never do that"
Steve-Dave:
And like my twin brother, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. (or Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. for short) says: "Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. doesn't like when people refer to themselves in the third person. You and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. must have gotten that from our grandfather, Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq."
Rayanne Graff:
You nerds crack me up.
Steve-Dave:
Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XII esq., Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV.5 esq. and Professor Barrington Cornelius Smashathing XIV esq. all try our best
Rayanne Graff:
... in the pants department.
Jimmy:
I have a great uncle called Cornelius, it's a f*cking badass name.
